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				# Name:      huckfin.ypf
				# Author:    Dave Bauman AKA Deke
				# Date:      2/18/2001
				# Contents:  A blend of Southern dialects stolen verbatim from 
				#            /The Adventures of Tom Sawyer/ and 
				#            /The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/ (Mark Twain)
				
				# Nouns
				nothing|nuff'n
				something|sumf'n
				hands|han's
				card*|k'yard*
				poison|p'ison
				morning|mawnin'
				mirror|look'n'-glass
				election|'lection
				friend|fren'
				girls|g'yirls
				family|fambly
				ghost|sperrit
				spirit|sperrit
				indian|injun
				horse|hoss
				horses|hosses
				food|vittles
				foods|vittles
				the ruin|the ruination
				
				# Verbs
				did you|d'you
				* did|'d
				tear|tar
				going|gwyne
				ask|ax
				teach|learn
				tought|learned
				I am|I's
				wasn't|warn't
				bother|joggle
				yell|holler
				shout|holler
				kill|lynch
				collect|k'leck
				get|git
				knew|knowed
				saying|a-saying
				give me|gimme
				get|git
				beat|lick
				have|'a'
				isn't|ain't
				thought|figger'd
				is not|ain't
				told|tole
				forget|forgit
				help|he'p
				care|k'yer
				was|'uz
				* is|'s
				look,|looky-here,
				looking|a-lookin
				look|looky
				lost|los'
				build|buil'
				interpret|'terpret
				suppose|s'pose
				moving|a-moving
				surprise|s'prise
				think|reck'n
				shut|shet
				may|mayn't
				crying|a-blubberin'
				sought|sot
				sold|sole
				catch|ketch
				woke|waked
				hasn't|hain't
				wake|roust
				
				# Adjectives
				genuine|genuwyne
				curious|cur'us
				stupid|blame-fool
				little|lil'
				coolest|bulliest
				fit|fitten
				poor|po'
				yellow|yaller
				
				# Adverbs
				more|mo'
				generally|gen'ally
				very|pow'ful
				awfully|awful
				terriblly|terr'ble
				horribly|horr'ble
				where|where'bouts
				old|ole
				afraid|a'feard
				four|fo'
				
				# People 
				you all|ya'll
				you guys|ya'll
				you are|ya'll're
				ours|ourn
				his|his'n
				them|'em
				your|yo'
				they|dey
				they are|dey's
				dad|pap
				father|pap
				mother|mam
				mom|mam
				sister|sis
				yourself|yo'sef
				
				# Other Words
				case|kase
				and|en'
				forward|for'rard
				such|sich
				first|fust
				in|en
				between|'tween
				perhaps|per'aps
				especially|'specially
				better than|better'n
				because|becuz
				appears|'pears
				belong|b'long
				ridculous|ridicklous
				here|heah
				belongs|b'longs
				instead|'stead
				worth|wuth
				indeed|'deed
				of|uv
				nevemind|nemmine
				already|awready
				next|nex'
				lost|los'
				about|'bout
				these|dese
				where are|wher'
				without|'thout
				where|whar
				the|de
				it was|'twas
				it isn't|'tain't
				once|wunst
				it's|tis
				for|fer
				that|dat
				if|ef
				again|ag'in
				just|jis'
				then|den
				seriously|honest injun
				with|wid
				neither|nuther
				before|b'fo'
				never|n'er
				
				# Exclamations/Swear/Etc
				lol|My land!
				gosh|by jings
				well|shucks
				hi|hi-yi!
				!|! good lord!
				ack|umf!
				darn|dern
				omg|My!
				bitch|gal
				hello|hullo
				damnit|dang it now
				damn it|blame it
				damnned|dogged
				devil|dickens
				dang|for gracious sakes
				kick your ass|lick ya fer a nickel
				shit|rubbage
				keep quiet|keep mum
				anyways|leastways
				don't know|dunno
				fucked|ding-busted
				
				# Endings
				*ing |in' 
				*n't |n' 
				 not|n't
				*nd |n' 
				*est |es' 
				*ow |er